[BUNDLE PACK] 202 TURKEY JOKES FOR THANKSGIVING
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This Thanksgiving, become the LIFE OF THE PARTY with the help of two PHENOMENAL joke books:
101 TURKEY JOKES FOR THANKSGIVING
101 ADULT TURKEY JOKES FOR THANKSGIVING
Use the former to entertain kids and general audiences, then use the latter for when you’re trying to impress sophisticated adults with a twisted sense of humor. Or, just read them alone and have a good chuckle to yourself. When you’ve got two joke books, anything’s possible.
Still not convinced? Buying both of them here at once saves you about fifty US cents. That'll leave you with enough change for two gumballs in a store that hasn't accounted for inflation yet.
[WARNING: 101 ADULT TURKEY JOKES FOR THANKSGIVING is not suitable for children.]
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Tofuckey
Why do turkeys love New Year's Day?
Because it's not Thanksgiving!
Why do turkeys love Martin Luther King Jr. Day?
Because it's not Thanksgiving!
Why do turkeys love Inauguration Day?
Because it's not Thanksgiving!
Why do turkeys love Groundhog Day?
Because it's not Thanksgiving!
Why do turkeys love Valentine's Day?
Because it's not Thanksgiving!
Why do turkeys love Presidents' Day?
Because it's not Thanksgiving!
Why do turkeys love Leap Day?
Because it's not Thanksgiving!
Why do turkeys love Mardi Gras?
Because it's not Thanksgiving!
Why do turkeys love Ash Wednesday?
Because it's not Thanksgiving!
Why do turkeys love St. Patrick's Day?
Because it's not Thanksgiving!
Why do turkeys love Holi?
Because it's not Thanksgiving!
Why do turkeys love April Fools Day?
Because it's not Thanksgiving!
Why do turkeys love Ramadan?
Because it's not Thanksgiving!
Why do turkeys love Children's Day?
Because it's not Thanksgiving!
Why do turkeys love Palm Sunday?
Because it's not Thanksgiving!
Why do turkeys love Good Friday?
Because it's not Thanksgiving!
Why do turkeys love Passover?
Because it's not Thanksgiving!
Why do turkeys love Easter Sunday?
Because it's not Thanksgiving!
Why do turkeys love Arbor Day?
Because it's not Thanksgiving!
Why do turkeys love 420?
Because it's not Thanksgiving!
Why do turkeys love Earth Day?
Because it's not Thanksgiving!
Why do turkeys love May Day?
Because it's not Thanksgiving!
Why do turkeys love Cinco de Mayo?
Because it's not Thanksgiving!
Why do turkeys love Mother's Day?
Because it's not Thanksgiving!
Why do turkeys love Memorial Day?
Because it's not Thanksgiving!
Why do turkeys love Pentacost?
Because it's not Thanksgiving!
Why do turkeys love Flag Day?
Because it's not Thanksgiving!
Why do turkeys love Juneteenth?
Because it's not Thanksgiving!
Why do turkeys love Father's Day?
Because it's not Thanksgiving!
Why do turkeys love the Fourth of July?
Because it's not Thanksgiving!
Why do turkeys love Bastille Day?
Because it's not Thanksgiving!
Why do turkeys love Women's Equality Day?
Because it's not Thanksgiving!
Why do turkeys love Labor Day?
Because it's not Thanksgiving!
Why do turkeys love Patriot Day?
To respect those that have died during the 9/11 attacks.
Why do turkeys love Constitution Day?
Because it's not Thanksgiving!
Why do turkeys love Rosh Hashana?
Because it's not Thanksgiving!
Why do turkeys love Oktoberfest?
Because it's not Thanksgiving!
Why do turkeys love Yom Kippur?
Because it's not Thanksgiving!
Why do turkeys love Leif Erikson Day?
Because it's not Thanksgiving!
Why do turkeys love Indigenous People's Day?
Because it's not Columbus Day!
Why do turkeys love Diwali?
Because it's not Thanksgiving!
Why do turkeys love Halloween?
Because it's not Thanksgiving!
Why do turkeys love All Saints' Day?
Because it's not Thanksgiving!
Why do turkeys love All Souls' Day?
Because it's not Thanksgiving!
Why do turkeys love Guy Fawkes Night?
Because it's not Thanksgiving!
Why do turkeys love Election Day?
Because it's not Thanksgiving!
Why do turkeys love Veterans Day?
Because it's not Thanksgiving!
Why do turkeys love Black Friday?
Because it's the day after Thanksgiving!
Why do turkeys love Cyber Monday?
Because it's not Thanksgiving!
Why do turkeys love Giving Tuesday?
Because it's not Thanksgiving!
Why do turkeys love St. Nicholas Day?
Because it's not Thanksgiving!
Why do turkeys love Pearl Harbor Remembrance Day?
Because it's not Thanksgiving!
Why do turkeys love the Feast of the Immaculate Conception?
Because it's not Thanksgiving!
Why do turkeys love Bill of Rights Day?
Because it's not Thanksgiving!
Why do turkeys love Hanukkah?
Because it's not Thanksgiving!
Why do turkeys love Christmas Eve?
Because it's not Thanksgiving!
Why do turkeys love Christmas?
Because it's not Thanksgiving!
Why do turkeys love Kwanzaa?
Because it's not Thanksgiving!
Why do turkeys love New Year's Eve?
Because it's not Thanksgiving!
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