101 AVATAR JOKES FOR CHRISTMAS

Like peppermint and candy canes, nothing goes better together like Christmas and a movie which can hopefully be referenced in for-profit materials under the fair use standard. 

Now, with that winning combination in mind, imagine adding JOKES to the mix. 

Well, you don’t have to imagine any longer, because for only a hundred American cents you can own this electrically hilarious electronic collection of Christmas-themed Avatar™ jokes. Much like the mythical paradise of Pandora™, 101 Avatar™ Jokes for Christmas is almost too good to be true: one can easily win over friends, enemies and loved ones through this unforgettable compendium of Avatar™ holiday humor. 

And the best part is, this book was absolutely FREE last year, but now it's a DOLLAR to really EMPHASIZE the VALUE of what's happening here. You’d have to be crazier than a Prolemuris™ on a Toruk™ to pass THIS up! GET IT NOW. Rated “PG-13” for “PLENTY OF FUN” and “MILD SEXUAL CONTENT”

PS: There are no spoilers for Avatar 2™. It does, however, contain reference to plot points and objects brought up in Avatar (2009)™, one instrument mentioned by the website for Avatar™’s Cirque du Soleil™ spin-off: Toruk – The First Flight™, and another instrument mentioned in some other supplemental Avatar™ thing.